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— по автору: Helen-Mary Jones


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2006-2007



English


Russian language has 6 cases, Estonian 12, the Finns have 50, and the highest suicide rate in Europe.
Helen-Mary Jones

(студентке в кофточке с капюшоном):
Oh, who is hiding under this...hm...how do you call it in English? Ah, hood!
Helen-Mary Jones

It was a holiday in the Soviet Union, and after that it was de...de...DEHOLIDAYED.
Helen-Mary Jones

H.M.Jones: "Don't tell me you do not know what brainstorm is. The question is, where is the brain?" Student: "The brain has gone with the storm."
Helen-Mary Jones

Can you distinguish the word "friend" there? It looks more like "suicide" to me.
Helen-Mary Jones




2005-2006



English


Stop sabotaging my class!
Helen-Mary Jones




2003-2004



English


Who walked with my piece of paper? You're faster than people in the metro!
Helen-Mary Jones




2001-2002



English


Grammar is DEscriptive, not PREscriptive.
Helen-Mary Jones

There are two types of presents in Russia, 'подарок' and 'взятка'. The difference is that one type is given after you get something and the other before you get something.
Helen-Mary Jones

When you are young you think that only young is good. But when you are older you realise that old is sometimes better.
Helen-Mary Jones

I was waiting patiently while you were moving TUDA-SUDA.
Helen-Mary Jones

Turn off your telephone until I eat it for supper.
Helen-Mary Jones




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