— по предмету: History
Herodotus is the father of history. so if you're gonna hate this course (which you will), you know who to blame!Simon Skempton
Sooo, you're gonna do a presentation. how it goes... well, you stand in front of everybody, read your text, everyone laughs and throws tomatoes at you. then you sit down, that's allSimon Skempton
Well, in fact there's only one essay that you should write. I just said there're two because I wanted you to choose philosophySimon Skempton
Did you just say "чего"? you're gonna be saying a lot of ЧЕГО during these lecturesSimon Skempton
Aaaand now I'm gonna pick a victim and he'll be humiliatedSimon Skempton
S.S. - were you at the last lecture?
Student - my heart was there!
S.S. - but your ass wasn't!Simon Skempton, Student
Todays lecture is going to be so exceptionally boring, that it's actually going to be interesting in it's dullness.Simon Skempton
Simon: Rousseau said, that ancient man had only two desires: he wanted a meal and a woman.
Student: Just like a student - but students also want to sleepSimon Skempton, Student
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